Dept. of Body-Counting
John "Rambo" Kerry
The presidential candidate Kerry is a though guy. In his service record from his month in 'Nam he is credited unofficially on killing about twenty 'goks'. The democratic election machine has dug up the service record of a 25-year-old junior grade lieutenant who seem to have done a good job killing of the nation's enemies.
At this time his opponent mostly killed bottles in his grande barfly-era.
The documents is released after the republican party's demanding of full disclosure. Talk about a strategic failure...