Dept. of Getting-on-with-your-life
Breaking up? Write a letter.
Have you been dumped? Do you want to make her sad? Why not be inspired by this Break-Up Letter. It's cruel and really funny, and of course probably a fake. Nevertheless it could be a template for your next letter to your ex-fiancée who crushed your heart, blew your mind and walked out with the stuffed moose-head.
Girls just can turn it around, but think of his brother - he probably will break the innocent guy's neck and burn your clothes you haven't had time to get from your old apartment.