Saturday, April 10, 2004

Dept. of Masturbation-Techniques

Ejaculate to a healthier life

The news that the more a man is ejaculate the less chance is that he will suffer from prostate cancer might be the Male-Newsbit-Of-The-Year (even kicking The Jackson Nipple Incident). Now a guy can say to his wife: Darling, let's prevent cancer! Let´s roll in the hay. Or when the spouse is complaining with that traditional evening headache a guy can start complaining that his prostate feels somewhat untrained and he can ask her: "Do you really want me to catch cancer?"

The only wish the males have is that they scientists also find some issue in women health that sex can prevent - then everyone will f*ck like rabbits!

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