Sunday, June 27, 2004

Dept. of OG-smile

Bling Bling.

Why not spend a lot on bling-bling on your teeth?

At Bling Bling you can spend your dimes on glittering chimes.

And I totally adore the fabulous marketing lingua without any logic:

"Mr. Bling offers the world’s best craftsmanship and at half the price compared to the leading maker in gold, white gold, and platinum teeth. This master of fine jewelry had been practicing since 1994, and now has mastered the art of teeth jewelry."

Somehow words like "world's best" and "half the price" don't match. Neither do "master" and the "practicing since 1994". Man, I would think twice before putting this stuff in.

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