Dept. of Soul-Search
Sell your soul
A fantastic opportunity says this website and continues
"Soul extraction is painless and worry-free. You need never remember your previous soulful existence, and look forward to a "life" of money and security."
A fun thing that would be really scary if it was true. Sell your soul to make up your finances.
Me personnally I have already sold my soul - to rock'n'roll.
"I sold my soul to pay for my dinner, my stomach grew fatter but my heart grew thinner." (The The, Twilight Of A Champion)