Dept. of Poetry-of-celebs

If Paris Hilton wrote poetry

Shoes.

Shoes.

Cute.

Shoes.

Me.


Cute Shoes.

Shoes. Shoes.

Me. Me.

Cute.

Cute.

Me.

Janis Butler Holm at maisonneuve

Dept. of Empire-Studies

The death star

They are out there. The dark force. Waiting to take control... (Cassini-Huygens-Multimedia-Images)

Dept. of Playing-with-fire

Owned?

Two men is hurt when lighting firework inside a car, with the windows closed. Hey ho, that's truly two men who don't win anything else but the Darwin-awards. KUTV has the whole story (via Exploding Cigar)

Dept. of Smooth-Lips

The lipgloss-girl

This woman, girl, female have an urge for lipgloss. Seem as if she is collecting. That's strange. Check it at karin's lip balms (the site is in Swedish).

Dept. of Juridical-Scandals

Pray for Martha

Martha Stewart is accused for taxcrimes and fraud. But some people don't believe it and start Save Martha to get her off the bars.

Dept. of Hidden-Fags

Kenny is evil

Pretty strange perversions are findable on the net. This is truly the latest: MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com. Ick!

Dept. of Gaming-The-Celebs

Paris in a x box

Let's play with the video. Can't you take of your clothes? Why the cam? It's no film in it... Banterist (via Gawker)

Dept. of Religious Love

10 tips on spiritual dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...

Tell him God made you hot.



2. If he wants to hold your hand...

Give him a Bible.



3. If he tries to get closer...

Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.



4. If he asks to pay for dinner...

Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!



5. If he reaches his arm around you...

Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.



6. If he tries to kiss you...

Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.



7. If he asks to come inside...

Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.



8. If he tells you he loves you...

Tell him that Jesus loves him.



9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...

Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean 'Who would Jesus Do.'



10. After you dump him...

Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him."

Beautiful! (from Date to Save - Missionary Dating Tips via Greenfairy)

Dept. of Deadly-Baker

They are coming through the owen

Ouch. Talk about the Halloween-cake of your choice. Barbara Jo is a baker that can make whatever you can imagine. Her Zombie cake is really something that make your tummy roar. (via Pop Culture Junk Mail)

Dept. of Deadly-Jewelry

AK 47 in plain gold

In our part of the world time is the most important. To have a goldplated Rolex is the height of wellness. But in Iraq they got other priorities: Gold plated AK-47.

Dept. of Presidential-Playing

Saddam plays his role

This is fun. Rock Paper Saddam is a creative collage of pics from the hi-end trial down in Iraq.

Can someone do the same with the other crook in the two-part play?

Dept. of Saving-Genitals

What a...

"Oh. That Rasputin was better equipped than my boyfriend!"

Yahoo! Offbeat Photos

Dept. of Alien-Birth

Iranian women got a... frog

The Iranian daily Etemaad says the creature is believed to have grown from larva to an adult frog inside her body.
While it is unclear how this could have happened, the paper carries quotes from medical experts who say there are human characteristics to the animal.
It has been speculated that the woman, who has not been named, unknowingly picked up the larva while she was swimming in a dirty pool.
The woman, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, is a mother of two children.

The "so-called frog", as the newspaper puts it, has yet to undergo precise genetic and anatomic tests.
But it quotes clinical biology expert Dr Aminifard as saying: "The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue." (BBC NEWS)