Dept. of Religious Love

10 tips on spiritual dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...

Tell him God made you hot.



2. If he wants to hold your hand...

Give him a Bible.



3. If he tries to get closer...

Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.



4. If he asks to pay for dinner...

Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!



5. If he reaches his arm around you...

Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.



6. If he tries to kiss you...

Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.



7. If he asks to come inside...

Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.



8. If he tells you he loves you...

Tell him that Jesus loves him.



9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...

Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean 'Who would Jesus Do.'



10. After you dump him...

Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him."

Beautiful! (from Date to Save - Missionary Dating Tips via Greenfairy)