Dept. of Political Opportunism

What the people want

The art of being elected to office is giving people what people want or else, promise not to take away the things they already got.

The Guns and Dope Party is giving people what they want. Although they think so.

We advocate
[1] guns for those who want them, no guns
forced on those who don't want them (pacfists, Quakers etc.)
[2] drugs for those who want them,
no drugs forced on those who don't want them (Christian Scientists etc.)
[3] an end to Tsarism and a return to constitutional democracy
[4] equal rights for ostriches.

Or this is just another hoax. Funny? I don't think so. Strange - clearly.