Dept. of New Ways of Transportation

The cargo guy

The dude Charles McKinley did want to go home but hadn't got the money. So he did get a bright idea: why not go as cargo. And as lucky as an ass he did get into the cargobay that both were warm and under pressure. Then he was bought right to the door of his parents by a ground shipping company.

What's his next move? Trying to be emailed?