Saturday, May 22, 2004

Dept. of Knitting


Making your own bag


For me duct-tape is what to use when rig the PA. There's a wonderful story about when a singer in a band was sent to the store to get duct-tape. But since he is very 'economic-minded' (or you could call him stingy) he was returning to the set with rolls of tape to be used in the freezer...

This Duct tape bag was a real home-work. It feels a lot 80's. But the site is good since you can make your own duct-tape bag - there's a walk-through and all.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Dept. of Stupid Titles

Wank the movie

Have you seen "BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA" yet? Or have you watched "TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS"? You might be the one for "WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY"?

Nevertheless, this siteThe 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles is a proof of that the pornobiz might be the stars of new technique but not on the copywriting bizniz.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Dept. of Female-Fat


The museum of girdles



People are interested in various things. There are people who know everything about trains, planes from WWII and here is The Girdle Zone: the lingerie that no woman want to show that she wear.

The interesting part is that the feminists is shouting about an unsound image in the media of women and their looks.

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Dept. of Taste-Of-Banana


No more squashed bananas



This product is really thought-out of some that have an urge for bananas. Banana Guard is a plastic shell for your daily yellow and this will never ever have your banana squashed when taking it to school or likewise.

My wonder is: if the banana I buy is more straight - isn't this perfect case totally useless in this case? But hey, $4.99 for each case - and the got nine colors including a "glow in the dark" (when in need of a banana at night I suppose).

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Dept. of Notes-In-Pink


The player that you can use in more than one way



Don't you have an urge for a mp3-player formed much like a vibrator? Think of the possibilities? Having an orgasm through the vibrations of Britney's Toxic... or let Nirvana make your way to seventh heaven. And the color - it's super! The Super Drive MP3 Player is what every woman want.

Friday, May 14, 2004

Dept. of Selling-Hair


Bid for the pubes of Paris



Some things is strange and some are stranger. One of the most stupid things (except for those putting up their eight-year old on eBay) must be this. Someone have collected what is said to be the famous (for what?) Paris Hilton's pubic hair. Though the bid was put out someone at Fleshbot was able to screendump it.

So people - question 1: what would you pay for a bag with Paris Hilton's pubic hair?
Question 2: what the hell should you do with it? Smell it?!

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Dept. of Useful Gear


An ugly bag with speakers



Sometimes you stumble on gear that seem almost incredible... stupid. And the Ipodspeaker bag is such gear. I mean - the Ipod is a digi-freestylish-player-for-the-individual but with this it becomes the big boom-gear.

I for myself wonder which gizmo-lover would go to the beach with this ugly designed bag.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Dept. of To Much Time

Estimating the unladen swallow

This is the proof that g33ks don't have a life. This guy have used his mathematic skills, his productive (?) time and his creativity to estimate the airspeed velocity of an Unladen Swallow. With a brain like this you surely won't be bored.

Just that you don't have to read his strangely but well-done site the answer is: an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. I will propably never forget.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Dept. of Ultradefence

The gun for the bedroom

Americans are crazy. Their large discomfort with the every suggestion on gun control. Cause you really need a XM8 to defend yourself. A pretty thing placed under the pillow. Who havent from time to time felt the need of a grenade launcher to put out the neighbours cat? Or the 100-rounds magazine being sure that the bad guy don't raise again. And even if you are a cry-baby this gun is weather safe and can be fired even being soaked in water.

I guess that mr Heston owns one and hunt down stalkers and journalists with it.

Monday, May 10, 2004

Dept. of Popidol-wannabe


Mickey Mouse the bedwear



This guy is serious. He is making a video and a cover on a famous pophit: Aischa. And the video is hilarious, not only since the kid is so serious and have put a great deal of work on the video, but also looking at his room. It's Disney bedwear and cute dogs at the wall. Either he have gatecrashed his kidsisters room or he have a terrible taste (or his mom is tasteless).