Have you been dumped? Do you want to make her sad? Why not be inspired by this Break-Up Letter. It's cruel and really funny, and of course probably a fake. Nevertheless it could be a template for your next letter to your ex-fiancée who crushed your heart, blew your mind and walked out with the stuffed moose-head.
Girls just can turn it around, but think of his brother - he probably will break the innocent guy's neck and burn your clothes you haven't had time to get from your old apartment.
A big potatojunkie is the guy who put an ad for an auction on his and his wife's daughter at eBay. The social welfare, the police and the eBay-security-taskforce did slam the German couple who did use the following way to make a good fare of it: You can play with her, eat her at a barbecue or sell her to gypsies. She is a real working toy.
Now they're facing prosecution on trafficking - well, if there is, there is really a stupid way of selling kids: the bid started (as usual) at 1 euro and when the eBay pulled the auction the bids where near 25 euro . Wow. People really took this serious...
The strangest way in marketing is foreheADS. If it's true it is somewhat a brilliant idea filled with the most stupid marketideas of all time. The idea is having students and others to have a ad on their foreheads. The rules is "Students must display the ads for a minimum of three hours a day in highly visible locations such as the student bar, local pubs and high street shopping areas. . This gives the living ad-head $90 for a week. But they have to send in photos... or this might be a stunt of the Cunning Stunts, since they're working with non-traditional virals and guerilla-campaigns.
Ay. Did the compliments dry out? Do you don't know what to say the fifth hundred time you meet the girl of your former dreams? Go to The Surrealist Compliment Generator and get some new ammo.
Man, this is the guy's best friend: "Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans." or "Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!" or why not You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia. .
The presidential candidate Kerry is a though guy. In his service record from his month in 'Nam he is credited unofficially on killing about twenty 'goks'. The democratic election machine has dug up the service record of a 25-year-old junior grade lieutenant who seem to have done a good job killing of the nation's enemies.
At this time his opponent mostly killed bottles in his grande barfly-era.
The documents is released after the republican party's demanding of full disclosure. Talk about a strategic failure...
This site must be the one least talked about when coming to members and users of it. At Imaginary Girlfriends you can have an imaginary girlfriend. It´s "real" girls who pretends to be your girlfriend with letters, phone messages and so on. Just to have the feeling of not being a loser I suppose.
How to define this service? A virtual childproof version of escort? The service is including "every week you will receive a one to three page handwritten letter, personally addressed to you, on pretty stationary sprayed with perfume. Most girlfriends also send pictures and/or other special gifts (ie: lingerie). " and this would then make friends and family drop the subject of you never getting laid. I can imagine: "Hey Mom, look what I got from XX in the mail today! A couple of g-strings!"...
It costs. But $45 for two months - that's pretty cheap compared what real dating would cost. And you might get some g-strings too...
The news that the more a man is ejaculate the less chance is that he will suffer from prostate cancer might be the Male-Newsbit-Of-The-Year (even kicking The Jackson Nipple Incident). Now a guy can say to his wife: Darling, let's prevent cancer! Let´s roll in the hay. Or when the spouse is complaining with that traditional evening headache a guy can start complaining that his prostate feels somewhat untrained and he can ask her: "Do you really want me to catch cancer?"
The only wish the males have is that they scientists also find some issue in women health that sex can prevent - then everyone will f*ck like rabbits!
The court got his belongings back. That's maybe no news (or in some instances it is where the law enforcement seem interested in every thing but helping people) but this time it is virtual belongings in a RPG-game on the net.
Li Hongchen hade spent more than thousand dollars on making a big cache of virtual money and stuff in the game Red Moon when his account was hacked and destroyed. Tough luck said the gaming company but Li did sue them to get the "things" back. And he won.
That's all nice. But one can wonder if the court shouldn't ordered Li to get a life...
This logfile shows that people don't have too little time on their hands. Not when chatting on the IRC. The people are discussing toiletpaper, the pros and cons of the more expensive stuff and so on. Man, this really is the highly intelligent way to communicate one´s views on things.
But hey, didn't I said that everything is present on the net. And I meant E V E R Y T H I N G! Of course there is a Virtual Museum of Toiletpaper. Hold your horses: there's TWO! (The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum)
And hey: there was a physical museum of toilet tissues in Madison, Wisconsin. For the moment closed-down: someone forgot to fill up the rolls...
And digging deeper (or maybe diving when coming to the subject of loos) one find the most amazing collections and histories of people collecting toilet-paper.
